MONTANITA

We don’t have any photos of Montanita…. maybe thats says enough. While it has rave reviews it definitely wasn’t somewhere we were enamoured with to say the least, it had a beach and a tiny bit of surf, not enough for Dom to go out for a grovel but it did have a cocktail alley that we hit up instead. Needless to say we woke up the next day (travel day) with sore heads and cotton mouths. Pulled  up to catch our bus and we were told that there were no buses going that day due to riots in the next town over no water.

We had booked a decent airport hotel that night and in our state the thought of not being able to get there absolutely killed us! Instead we were stuck on the side of the road with (luckily?) a hippie german chick with bad handmade bracelets, good Spanish and a cute puppy that also had to get to where we were going.

 

Some other gringos weren’t so lucky and footed the bill for a $100 USD taxi to get through the mayhem. Thirty minutes later the riots ended and the bus rolled up and we were out of there onto our epic hotel with clean sheets, air con and room service!

 

Speaking of room service…..when we got there it was obvious that Guyaquil was an absolute shizenhole and we were not in any shape to leave the hotel so we decided to order room service. I happened to notice on the very back in tiny writing it said that if your food wasn’t there in there in thirty minutes it was free. I jokingly showed this Dom and that was it…. $60 USD (almost our daily budget) order of food and the timer was on. 

When that poor man came in to the room 45 minutes later with the mountain of food and the cheque for Dom to sign he was left disheartened ( I was hiding under the covers) as Dom promptly pointed to the fine print….. Sad for the hotel- but a win for the backpackers!!!

PUERTO MADRYN & PATAGONIA

Puerto Madryn & Patagonia 

 

PERITO MORENO GLACIER

PERITO MORENO GLACIER

After 20 hours and a couple of bus changes we made it into Puerto Madryn around 7am in the morning. We had about 20 minutes to check in to our hostel, smash back a coffee and be out the door for our whale tour.


Puerto Madryn is a small port town on the east coast of Argentina and is known for its natural sanctuary, Peninsula de Valdes, which is a main attraction for tourism because of its marine wildlife.


An hour and a half drive down long straits with a crazy driver to the peninsula we pulled up to the beach and geared up to get on the boat- it was freezing! Extremely glad they provided hideous ponchos to keep the wind off.  We got right up close to several southern wright whale and her calf which was an epic thing to see and was worth freezing our butts off for!


Other than the boat tour we spent the next day just chilling at the beach drinking coffee and watching the whales just off the beach, they come in just a stones throw away which is pretty amazing, I have never known anywhere that has such a large amount whales wallowing just off the shore. 


After Puerto Madryn it was a lovely 30 hour bus trip to El Calafate and then another 3 on to El Chalten- our final destination. This is  a valid reason why after this trip I will happily never ever get on a bus again!

Pulling into El Chalten was classic, just a tiny little town that takes 10 minutes to get from one end to the next which is great as the start of all the amazing hikes are a 10 minute walk away.


We started off just with a small hour hike to check out the condors and the view of the town from a certain peak. The next day we hit up Laguna Torre which was a 6 hour round trip to a glacier lake followed on by an awesome horse back trail through the back of Fitzroy mountain and its rivers.

Our plan was to do the major trek of Laguna de Los Tres the next day, however, due to an excess consumption of red wine and good times we decided to flag it and relax for the day, drink some more alcohol and watch the All Blacks beat Australia!


It was just as well we were hungover (totally planned that one well) as the day we were meant to do Laguna Des Los Tres it was cloudy and Fitzroy was completely covered. 

The next day we went and absolutely scored it with the weather and while it was a 7 hour stride and hard hike at the end it was worth it- the best lunch spot you can ask for!

Its surprising how uncrowded it is down there, so many times it was it was only us on the trails.  Perhaps because it’s such a mission to get there a lot of people don’t make the journey but it is definitely something I would recommend to do in your lifetime, the scenery is incredible! 

After El Chalten we stayed in El Calafate to visit the Perito Moreno glacier which is the worlds third largest reserve of fresh water and is massive it covers 250km2 and 30km in length. From the pictures you can see the expanse of it but it really doesn't do it justice like seeing it in person- makes you feel very small! After two nights here we jumped on a plane (yay no bus!) and headed up to Bariloche.


Jen


MEXICO

Valladolid

 

We were put onto Valladolid by a blog that we have been following and so glad that it was our first stop in Mexico. When we got in it was raining- something that would follow us for the rest of our trip through Mexico- but there is no amount of rain or dark skies that can dull the colour and magic of this beautiful colonial town.

From bright coloured facades to the ridiculous amounts of shoe shops in a town where there is not much else, this place is a definite must on any trip through the Yucutan. 

Somehow they make run- down buildings look more beautiful and intriguing than any other and the people are so kind and helpful even though we tried we had a huge language barrier between us (make note: always learn spanish when embarking on a 3 month trip through CA/SA-no brainer for most sane people I know).

We hired some bikes and went on a mission to one of the famous cenotes which is about a 30min trek out of town. Whilst I want to say it was amazing and looked like it did in the pictures- it looked nothing like it with dirty water and a whole bunch of tourists bobbing around in compulsory bright orange life jackets- a slight buzz kill.

Theres no doubt that there are many amazing of the beaten track cenotes and we will definitely be checking these ones out on our way back through Mexico en route to India. Don’t let this dissuade you from Valladolid, the markets, the people and the amazing buildings (plus cheap prices) are enough to fill up your days.

 

We were lucky enough to meet a really amazing bunch of aussies while we were there  and their advice for our future travels, plus a few good sessions of cervesas goes to show where staying in hostels really holds its value, the people you meet and their recommendations are invaluable. 

 

 

 

TULUM

 

Upon arrival in Tulum we were greeted by torrential rain, something that would not leave us during the following four days. 

 

The girl who ran our accommodation told us finding a place to watch the rugby (NZ vs France QF) would not be a problem as several sports bars in the area would be playing it. So off we went in the rain to find the game and a few drinks. After walking, taxiing, walking and taxiing for two hours we were no closer to finding the game. The one place playing it was having issues with the satellite connection (due to the rain) so we gave up and headed to a small vegetarian cafe for a feed and to get our drenched raincoats off – by now they had absorbed so much water they were no longer 100% waterproof.

 

While walking back to our accommodation after the meal we heard the unmistakable sound of rugby commentary coming from a small local BBQ chicken eatery called “El Pollo Bronco”. I poked my head in and was confronted with the sight of a toothless Mexican vigorously chopping up whole chickens with a big meat cleaver! On top of the Coke fridge was a TV playing the game! Unable to believe our luck we ordered a coke, ¼ chicken and watched the frogs get rolled!

 

By day three in Tulum all our plans for Guatemala were set - bus to Belize City, shuttle to Flores (Guatemala) and accommodation was locked in. We had given up on wearing rain coats and instead spent the days walking around in wet clothes. We went for a bike ride to ancient Mayan ruins on the coast and had some great meals around town but aside from that were generally confined to our nice damp bungalow.

 

We went to bed and as I was nodding off felt a drip of water hit my forehead. One drip turned into a steady stream of water pouring in through the roof and walls – which were so water logged you could put your hands through them! We got up and made sure all our belongings were off the ground – on chairs, tables etc – in anticipation that by morning we may be in a few feet of water. Sure enough Jen woke up at 5am only to stand in a puddle of water below the bed. She went back to sleep while I started doing further investigation into the weather. A quick google searched came up with headlines such as “Hurricane”, “damaging flooding” and the forecast showed 2+ weeks of torrential rain across Central America with the weather system due to follow our path!

 

Jen woke up and I asked her about the idea of flying to Buenos Aires the next day with the intention of heading north up South/Central America as opposed to our original plan of South. Jen jumped on the idea and we booked our tickets that morning and packed up and got our of there!

NYC

NEW YORK 

 

After a 4:30am wake up call in Whistler we were on the move to NYC. Countless hours of waiting around and a 9 hour flight we finally landed at JFK and got into our airbnb access in brooklyn at 1:30am.

So, what else do you do at that time in the morning but go on the hunt for a few drinks! We found an awesome little mecixan bar called Los Tacos just around the corner that had literally the best nachos we’ve ever had HANDS DOWN. Each of them had their own little topping plus all the trimmings! Anyway I digress…..

 

NYC is truly the city that never sleeps. Over our four days there we managed to pack in a huge amount including sightseeing, eating, drinking, and a marathon amount of walking. The shopping there is out of control and it was hard (for me) to go there and leave without having to pack another suitcase full of all the gems I found. 

 

Where we stayed in Williamsburg Brooklyn was a perfect location. Around Bedford Ave it reminded me of a larger Wellington except with way better markets, second hand stores and restaurants/ bars to cater for any sort of craving. It had an awesome vibe and although we loved checking out the big city lights of Manhattan, it was really nice to come home to a chilled out neighbourhood. 

 

We went to the twin towers memorial en route to check out Wall Street (dom wanted to see the bull, ended up there were too many people taking selfies with it’s balls (!?) so wasn’t really worth it) and we weren’t expecting it to be as incredible as it was. They have done an amazing job and if your ever in NYC it’s definitely worth checking out. 

 

A word to the wise- don’t ever take the B15 bus to JFK off the subway. Not only will you annoy the hell out of every person on the bus with your huge ass packs while your taking a nice scenic route through the projects you will also get off the bus just stoked that you still have all your belongings. Halfway through our B15 experience we considered jumping off and getting a cab the rest of they way, however, it soon became apparent that there were no yellow taxis around that part of town so we just had to hang on and hope we got to our destination! Everyone thinks of Brooklyn being super hipster but I can tell you that Dom and I really took the path less travelled for that little leg of our trip! 

 

Theres so much more that I could try and squeeze in here but you really just need to go there and see the big apple for yourself- I know I will definitely be going back when I have that extra suitcase, more dollars and I will be sure to be stopping into Brooklyn for some more Nachos!

 

Jen